Mood Swing Enthusiast Pillows

"She's having mood swings."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

"This never happened."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

Mood Swings.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Stone henge swing.

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

"This is where I come to unwind."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Time Tree

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

Bipolar bear.

Psychotic mood swing.