Mood Swing Enthusiast Mugs

"She's having mood swings."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

"This never happened."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Where's my horse?'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

Golfers lost on the road

Golf

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

Psychotic mood swing.

Bipolar bear.

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Time Tree

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'