Mood Swing Master Mugs

BEWARE woman with PMS

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

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'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

Human mood

Psychotic mood swing.

"Is something bothering you?"

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

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"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

Bipolar bear.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Self-portraits

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

Bipolar Bear.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"One More Swing."

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

"Wrong driving range, dummy."

This time of year always gets me down."

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."