Mood Swing Manager Mugs

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

'I think you should know that I have a dark side.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Mood Swings.

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"Mush on."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Psychotic mood swing.

Bipolar bear.

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

Human mood

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Bipolar Bear.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

Pissed-off hour.