Mood Swing Expert Pillows

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Medical Cabinet

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

Psychotic mood swing.

Bipolar bear.

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

"Is something bothering you?"

Human mood

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.

Pissed-off hour.

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

I feel happy

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

"So much of what we know is still theoretical."

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

Ok, who's AB positive and who's AB negative?