Mood Swing Analyst Pillows

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Bipolar bear.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

'Stocks edged higher on the news Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy'.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'Manic depression research centre.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

Psychotic mood swing.

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

Pissed-off hour.

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

Desk trays for 'irrationally exuberant' and 'irrationally sluggish'.

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

Angry Hour

"You and your mood swings"

The Post-Menopause early warning system.

"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that 'life sucks'.'

'The S.E.C warns that irrational exuberance, if left untreated can lead to bi polar mood changes.'