Mood Swing Juggler Pillows

The Post-Menopause early warning system.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'I'm concerned. I'm happy!

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

Psychotic mood swing.

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

Bipolar bear.

"Good—now put it back."

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

'I've pencilled in time for the grieving process.'

Bipolar Bear.

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

A clown drags a trestle theatre mask behind him.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"I'm off early, hoping to spend a quiet evening with the kids."

Pissed-off hour.

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'Do you have one with a bigger back burner? There's a lot of stuff I can't deal with right now.'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...