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'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

Psychotic mood swing.

Bipolar bear.

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

Human mood

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

Self-portraits

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

This time of year always gets me down."

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

Pissed-off hour.

The Sullen 40-To-54-Year-Old Demographic

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."