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"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

'Is this the start of another one of your moods?'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

This time of year always gets me down."

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"Look out, it looks like Al's in a bad mood already!"

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

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"So, Jenny says I'm losing interest in her and thinks I'm a bi polar. Why she would say that? I never have mood swings."

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

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'Why am I such a grouch?'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'I think he is a composer.'

'You have clinical lycanthropy. It's a psychiatric syndrome in which a person has a delusion that they are an animal.'

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."