Emotion Management Expert Pillows

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Fragile stamper.

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

White flag being waved around bosses door.

"Dude. You seem tense."

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Woman Juggling Emojis

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

"Mush on."

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."