Anger Management Expert Pillows

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"You might want to save some of this rage for your woodpecking."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I told you he had a temper.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Man fights with his shadow.

Anger Management Classes.

"He's always had a short fuse."

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

Sports Work Out