Anger Management Guru Pillows

'Roadside rage'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

Hissy-fits for sale.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

Anger Management Classes.

"He's always had a short fuse."

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

Sports Work Out

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