Anger Management Advocate Pillows

'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'

Sensitivity training seminar. Ring bell for service.

"I don't need your advice. This is how I deal with stress."

"I'm sorry, but you knew I had a temper when we first met."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

'I told you he had a temper.'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

Hissy-fits for sale.

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.