Anger Management Seeker Pillows

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Scott Westmoreland PhD - Psychologist and road rage therapy.

'If I were you, I'd stop watching 'Fox News' altogether.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Enlightened Cursing

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Hissy-fits for sale.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"He's always had a short fuse."

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

Now students, we have taken our psychology lecture to a golf club so that you can study first hand the phenomen of human anger...