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Fragile stamper.

'Mad cow?! ...BULL! I wasn't even the least bit angry until I laid on this LEATHER couch of yours!'

'...I lost my temper and now I can't find it!'

"Your work is so full of anger, George."

"Has anyone turned in a temper? He keeps losing his.X"

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

"At the count of ten, let's see if we are still angry."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Angry Man.

Doorbell at an anger management class.

"Ed gets so mad at other drivers, the doc put a surge protector on his pacemaker."

Man kicking door down.

'I told you he had a temper.'

'Fore.'

Anger management seminar.

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"What you call target practice, I call anger management."

Anger Management Classes.

"Your screams, shouts and swearing may be recorded for training purposes. . ."

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

"I wasn't angry until you kept harping on it. . . now I want to come over there and punch your lights out!"

"People! People! Try to stay focused!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'