Anger Management Guru Gifts

"When are you gonna get rid of all this anger you've been storing up, Ed?"

'Roadside rage'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Enlightened Cursing

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

'I told you he had a temper.'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

Aggression Therapy Seminar

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

Hissy-fits for sale.

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

Now students, we have taken our psychology lecture to a golf club so that you can study first hand the phenomen of human anger...

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"