Anger Management Specialist Gifts

"Relax, release and let go...."

"I'm having my anger-management counselor and my conflict counselor duke it out."

"He was asking for a fifty quid consultation fee!"

Try to keep your anger under control.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his ***** dates at this ***** stage which fits in with the 'Management change' consultant who said....'

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"Can you please stop wiggling your nose! It's driving me crazy!"

"I teach anger management. It's all the rage."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Enlightened Cursing

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

Hissy-fits for sale.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'