Anger Management Consultant Gifts

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

'Get this. He's an anger-management consultant.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Enlightened Cursing

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"