Anger Management Gifts

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Anger control course.

Betsy decides to do something about her case of mad cow disease.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

Self-Help Books: Forgiving and Forgetting.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'Don't do it Bill! Remember your therapy! We're TEAM-MATES!! I love you! I love you Bill!'

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

'...we're having you declawed.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

Phil shows decided improvement after 18 weeks of intensive Road Rage/Anger Management Therapy.

"I'm sorry, but you knew I had a temper when we first met."

"There is an easier an less expensive way to turn off those annoying notifications..."

"Hey, the therapy works! I feel better already!"

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"If you follow my ten-step program, you'll be able to channel your anger better and become a more efficient predator..."

"Brilliant role-play! You're becoming adept at management through anger!"

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

'The anger management is working... there were only a couple of veins popping on his forehead tonight.'

"I wouldn't mind so much but it still isn't working!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Aggression Therapy Seminar

Viking Berserkers Anger Management Seminar

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Bull and a Matador attend an anger management class.

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

Now students, we have taken our psychology lecture to a golf club so that you can study first hand the phenomen of human anger...