Anger Management Counselor Gifts

Think tank.

'We're gonna beat the crap out of the Smallton Men's Group.'

Sensitivity training seminar. Ring bell for service.

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

'Your therapy was a success and you're sure to have your violent temper under control now? Really? Well, then... you're fired, you idiot.'

Hissy-fits 50 cents

'The anger management class is working. Harvey got a gas fillup without blowing his gasket.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

'I told you he had a temper.'

Hissy-fits for sale.

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."