Emotion Management Expert Prints

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Fragile stamper.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"Dude. You seem tense."

White flag being waved around bosses door.

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

Woman Juggling Emojis

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

"Mush on."

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'I told you he had a temper.'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

"It's a new take on the whole work/life balance thing. . . Anybody who has a life needs to be given more work."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'