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'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

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"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"Is something bothering you?"

Human mood

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

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Self-portraits

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'