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'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

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'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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'Why am I such a grouch?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

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'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

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"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

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"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

"Is something bothering you?"

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"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

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'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"