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"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

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'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

"Give us a minute, honey."

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"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Human mood

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

"Is something bothering you?"

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

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Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

Hangry

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"