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'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Tired Barbie

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"What's it all about?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Florist.

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

"Stu's not a morning person."

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Rainy Days

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

"You can cast a pall in there."

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Mood Swings

That's interesting - what exactly do you mean by 'thump'?

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

"Harold doesn't believe in smiling."