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Janus.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

I feel happy

Hissing booth Free hisses

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'

The Grumpometer.

Red Whine

"I told you I'm not in the mood."

Dark cloud.

'I think I need a new psychiatrist. The one I have now gave me a mood ring to monitor my progress.'

"It's best to stay out of Emma's way until after she's had her morning coffee!"

Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men

'Would you believe that? This idiot just called me furious and uncontrolled!'

"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9."

"Wrong side. Right side."

'I wish every teacher came with a warning label.'

Classic Moods

"She's having mood swings."

Rarrr!!! - 'Nice try.' - 'Rar!' - 'You win.' - 'I know.' -