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'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"I told you I'm not in the mood."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Alf and Misery Guts

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"What's it all about?"

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

My first Boyfriend.

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Rainy Days

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

Janus.

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

Home/work masks.

"You can cast a pall in there."

Mood Swings

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.