Mood Ring Fanatic T-Shirts

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Futuristic Teenagers.

Medical Cabinet

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Is that you, Take That?'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

When psychics fight.

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

"They call this a universal charger?"

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"He doesn't miss an opportunity when it comes to leading the school."

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Janus.

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.