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'I wish every teacher came with a warning label.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"What's it all about?"

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

Janus.

Rainy Days

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

A Crossbow

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

"You can cast a pall in there."

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

'There goes ol' 'Dark Cloud' Bob again.'

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."

I feel happy

Hissing booth Free hisses

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

'He hasn't been himself lately - let's hope it stays that way!'