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"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'We're in a hurry.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

"What's it all about?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

Real Time vs Emotional Time

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

Human mood

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."