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'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'We're in a hurry.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"What's it all about?"

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Human mood

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'