Mood Ring Aficionados Pillows

Janus.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

I feel happy

Hissing booth Free hisses

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

The Grumpometer.

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'

'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'

Red Whine

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

"I told you I'm not in the mood."

Dark cloud.

'I think I need a new psychiatrist. The one I have now gave me a mood ring to monitor my progress.'

"It's best to stay out of Emma's way until after she's had her morning coffee!"

Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men

'Would you believe that? This idiot just called me furious and uncontrolled!'

"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9."

"Wrong side. Right side."

'I wish every teacher came with a warning label.'

Classic Moods

"She's having mood swings."