Mood Gifts

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 2

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Feel better, dear?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Medical Cabinet

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Mush on."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Manic depression research centre.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Grump Horse and Rider

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

Don't walk while cross.

'He cries when the News is sad!'

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

Brain cloud

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."

'Manic depression therapy clinic.'

Disinterested George

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'