Mood Artist Gifts

Woman Harnessing Weird Hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

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'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Medical Cabinet

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"What's it all about?"

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Human mood

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Self-portraits

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

Rainy Days