Mood Humorist Gifts

Disinterested George

Don't walk while cross.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Radiator jazz player

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Elevator Music

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Peter

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Rap-scallions

Double Saxophone

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.