Mood Humorist Mugs

Disinterested George

Don't walk while cross.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Elevator Music

Peter

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Double Saxophone

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

This man is an island.

Rap-scallions

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Dr. Phil takes it home.