Modern Humorist Mugs

'This ain't going too well, Paddy.'

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"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"We learned in Sunday School today about how Adam and Eve got downsized!"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

21st Century Elvis

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

"To receive your 3 wishes, please fill out our online form."

Arlo Jones: His Funniest Selfies.

'I didn't know Playboy photographers used picture phones.'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Oops, I thought I'd deleted this one, it's a pic of me before the operation."

"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."

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"According to this chart, I'm the exact weight for my height."

'He loves his hand-held device,'

'Why do you come here every month?'

Spy with selfie stick

'Well I didn't get any birthday cards, so I've printed out my birthday texts.'

"OK Boomer."

"Oh, my God! It's a telephone call!!!" "Rrring..."

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"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

This man is an island.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"I thought you turned location services off."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Peter

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"Lemonade App: $1"