Modernity Humorist Mugs

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Ron tells me you've gone digital"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Peter

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

This man is an island.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'The Streetwise Men.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'

Rocket charmer.

Junk Art

Hits Needed, please click.

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

Castle with parking lot.

"I thought you turned location services off."

Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.

"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"I have only my selfie to blame."