Modernity Humorist T-Shirts

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Ron tells me you've gone digital"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Peter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

'The Streetwise Men.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'

Junk Art

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Rocket charmer.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Hits Needed, please click.

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"And remember, dear, at midnight it turns back into an Uber."

"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."

"I have only my selfie to blame."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

Castle with parking lot.

"I thought you turned location services off."

'I'm probably not gonna get a 'Like' on my facebook account after this.'