Modern-day Humorist T-Shirts

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Peter

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"Lemonade App: $1"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Junk Art

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Rocket charmer.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Hits Needed, please click.

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

Castle with parking lot.

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

The Scream take its temperature

"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."

"I have only my selfie to blame."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

"I thought you turned location services off."