Mood Maker Gifts

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Medical Cabinet

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

Alf and Misery Guts

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Hot Cross Bun

"What's it all about?"

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'