Mood Mixers Gifts

"Bittersweet dreams, small side of regrets, and a nice slice of moving on."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Hot Cross Bun

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

Alf and Misery Guts

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.