Mood Mixers Mugs

"Bittersweet dreams, small side of regrets, and a nice slice of moving on."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Hot Cross Bun

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Alf and Misery Guts

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.