Melody Mixers Mugs

Beethoven's 10th

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Piano Recital

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Eric Clapton.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

"Free Bird!"

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

Noel Coward.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Romantic Duet

Jerry Lordan

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"