Modern Music Mixer Mugs

Old songs made new

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

New music conference

Veloci-Rapper

Birds with Headphones

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Books and Phones

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"Is that neat whisky?"

'..and one for the pot.'

Club DJ.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Cowpunk

Books-CDs-Tapes.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Bach Doubles

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Angel and Devil Music.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Beethoven's 10th

Clam - The Dance Mix

House trained cat

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'