Mood Mixologist Gifts

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Shaken not stirred

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Sorry, that's not my table."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"A bloody Martian, please."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Rabbit Punch

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'The first cocktail.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Been there, drunk that."

Mediterranean Martini