Mood Mixologist Gifts

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Been there, drunk that."

'The first cocktail.'

"A bloody Martian, please."

Rabbit Punch

Mediterranean Martini