Mood Analyst Gifts

'Manic depression research centre.'

"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

'You'll have to do something about these mood swings, Norman.'

Snit in a Bottle

"You should smile more."

Passive Aggressive

"You seem happy tonight darling... Is everything OK?"

'HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!' 'Uh-oh! He's in one of his moods.'

Grumpy smiley face salesman.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"What'd ya think is bugging him?"

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."

"What the hell was THAT? Something just swept over me -- like contentment or something."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'Stocks edged higher on the news Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy'.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

Bipolar bear.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

"What do I want to do? I want to do what you want to do and then resent you for being controlling."

Rainy Days

"Uh-oh!"

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."