Mood Analyzer Gifts

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

"Sorry for snapping at you like that."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What's it all about?"

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

"Watch it... the boss is in a crappy mood."

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

Road Guilt

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

Empathy School for Trump

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

Emojis for psychos.

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

Protests

Rainy Days

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.