Mood Analysts Gifts

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

'Stocks edged higher on the news Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy'.'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

"What's it all about?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

Bipolar bear.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"Uh-oh!"

Rainy Days

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

A man wearing a fragile, porcelain mask

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

'There goes ol' 'Dark Cloud' Bob again.'

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."