Emotion Analysts Gifts

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Feel better, dear?"

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Mood Swings.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Classic Emojis for sale.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

Medical Cabinet

"See how controlling he is?!"

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"I'm not happy."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'