Emotion Analysts Gifts

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Feel better, dear?"

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Rodin's THE FEELER

Mood Swings.

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Classic Emojis for sale.

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I'm not happy."

Medical Cabinet

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"See how controlling he is?!"

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"