Feelings Analyst Gifts

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

'Now read that back to me.'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

'Manic depression research centre.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"I hate her snoring, especially during sex."

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

"What do I want to do? I want to do what you want to do and then resent you for being controlling."

'Your resume is great - but I'm always suspicious when a good man is easy to find.'

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

"... No, you're not my first husband. But, you're the first one who's ever been married to me."